February 2nd, 2011
Surprise In The Corner
Her presence was only discovered by the loud noise coming from her. This old and pale lady was passed out on a magazine at 7pm. It was almost like seeing a ghost.
January 31st, 2011
Hibernation
He ate all he could for the winter. Now he is retreating back into the warmth’s of his shirt for a long rest.
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January 28th, 2011
What does this have in common?
Your date is definitely going to be disappointed that you took her to get dinner at McDonalds not to mention you fell asleep during it. Then again she probably feels romantically “treated” to a McFlurry while you pass out. I can’t imagine why she wasn’t there when you woke up.
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January 26th, 2011
Mr. Sandman
Goodnight moon, gooodnight stars…. goodnight old broke down cars…
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January 24th, 2011
I don’t sleep, I dream
I’ll settle for a cup of coffee, but you know what I really need, I’m looking for an interruption, Can you believe? Some medicine for my headache.
