Macaroni and Cheese Workout


There was an old man doing some perfect push ups outside. He was getting ready to take in all those calories. Also, his hair looks like macaroni and cheese.

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Rascally Rabbit


Saw this person ordering at the speaker box in the drive thru when I came across the street. The picture cannot due justice to the moment. Eventually it looked like the manager had come to talk the person.

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Hibernation


He ate all he could for the winter. Now he is retreating back into the warmth’s of his shirt for a long rest.

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I’m Froze By Desire


I have seen people in a hurry to get to McDonald’s before it closes but they always put pants on first. Also, I am pretty sure that is not a woman.

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What does this have in common?


Your date is¬†definitely¬†going to be disappointed that you took her to get dinner at McDonalds not to mention you fell asleep during it. Then again she probably feels romantically “treated” to a McFlurry while you pass out. I can’t imagine why she wasn’t there when you woke up.

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