He ate all he could for the winter. Now he is retreating back into the warmth’s of his shirt for a long rest.

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I’m Froze By Desire

I have seen people in a hurry to get to McDonald’s before it closes but they always put pants on first. Also, I am pretty sure that is not a woman.

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What does this have in common?

Your date is definitely going to be disappointed that you took her to get dinner at McDonalds not to mention you fell asleep during it. Then again she probably feels romantically “treated” to a McFlurry while you pass out. I can’t imagine why she wasn’t there when you woke up.

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Always Gotta Look Your Best

There is a time and place for everything, just let me say, please don’t do your hair at McDonalds… I have enough hair in my food as it is.

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Happy Meal for me

Get a load of this one. Is this classy or what: How would you like your significant other to take you to a fast food resteraunt? Perhaps some scenery to go along with that tux and dress to enjoy the night with? NOO. Nothing beats a mcnugget for my date.

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